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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a Husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. 

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. 

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... 

First floor 

the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. 

Second floor 

the sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?" 

Third floor 

this sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. 

Fourth floor 

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. 

Fifth floor 

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs." 

"Hold on to what is good, even if it is a handful of earth. And hold on to what you believe, even if it is a tree which stands by itself. Hold on to what you must do, even if it is a long way from here. Hold on to life, even when it is easier to let go. 

1. Most nice men are ugly.

2. Most handsome men are not nice.

3. Most handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

4. Most men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

5. Most men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

6. Most handsome men without money are after our money.

7.  Most men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

8. Most men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

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