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Remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the 

intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather

to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body

thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a

ride!" Have a wonderful day!

To the Girls !

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the

hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually

shut the woman up with cookies.

(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray

eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he

can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the

windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought

half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body

starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me

at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a

horrible warning.

-Catherine-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not

dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade

another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything

done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and

a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his

house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

#TogetherWeCan 

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